Tristan

Tristan is not really a loyal person, he gets the hoes, likes them and leaves. He is nice but has anger issues, he is cute but crazy. He is very embarrassing sometimes because he is awkward. But deep down, he is sad. Tristan is a sad kid in a sad world, he feels no one likes him, he feels trapped and alone. He wonders why he is alive. But one day, he will know why. Tristan only keeps secrets if he LIKES the person he told. He is quick to tell his whole life story to anyone, leaving people with nothing left to say. Sometimes he is gross, like he will lick his fingers which makes you want to vomit but Tristan is a sad,broken yet kind person. Maybe you should talk to him more.

"Hey Tristan are you ok"
"No,not really" *starts crying*

by Itsabasicrat October 14, 2019

Tristan

A stupid girly name for a soon to be gay male millennial

You know what sexual preference Tristan will have.

by Poyfect September 2, 2018

Tristan

The worst person in the world he has 1000 kids in his basements but thats pretty gay

That person is so Tristan

by leowankerman October 28, 2020

Tristan

Master dick rider, will do anything for his "friend". Doesn't get invited to stuff, no real friends. Some think he is retarded

Have you met Tristan?

Ya I think that guy wants my dick he's really uncomfortable

by Jfkdnfnfrn June 15, 2018

Tristanity

1) To be as badass as Tristan from King Arthur the movie.

2) A state of total hard assness"

1) Alex looked upon the soccer field with tristanity.

2) Alex definitely dominated the game with all of his tristanity.

by Igor March 16, 2005

Tristan

A real fuckin nigga, true slime. But if you fuck with him you'll be in some deep shit

Oh shit it's Tristan and his slimes

by Mybeefgotgrilled May 22, 2021

Tristan

a good friend but when you piss him off to much, he will fucking hate you for the rest of your life. but other then that he is an okay person.

girl 1: fuck you
tristan: imma fucking murder you

by pink flUffY uNiCoRnS !23456780 June 10, 2019