Tristan

Tristan is not really a loyal person, he gets the hoes, likes them and leaves. He is nice but has anger issues, he is cute but crazy. He is very embarrassing sometimes because he is awkward. But deep down, he is sad. Tristan is a sad kid in a sad world, he feels no one likes him, he feels trapped and alone. He wonders why he is alive. But one day, he will know why. Tristan only keeps secrets if he LIKES the person he told. He is quick to tell his whole life story to anyone, leaving people with nothing left to say. Sometimes he is gross, like he will lick his fingers which makes you want to vomit but Tristan is a sad,broken yet kind person. Maybe you should talk to him more.
"Hey Tristan are you ok"
"No,not really" *starts crying*
by Itsabasicrat October 15, 2019
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Tristan

A stupid girly name for a soon to be gay male millennial
by Poyfect September 03, 2018
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The worst person in the world he has 1000 kids in his basements but thats pretty gay
That person is so Tristan
by leowankerman October 28, 2020
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Tristan

Master dick rider, will do anything for his "friend". Doesn't get invited to stuff, no real friends. Some think he is retarded
Have you met Tristan?

Ya I think that guy wants my dick he's really uncomfortable
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Tristanity

1) To be as badass as Tristan from King Arthur the movie.

2) A state of total hard assness"
1) Alex looked upon the soccer field with tristanity.

2) Alex definitely dominated the game with all of his tristanity.
by Igor March 17, 2005
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A real fuckin nigga, true slime. But if you fuck with him you'll be in some deep shit
Oh shit it's Tristan and his slimes
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a good friend but when you piss him off to much, he will fucking hate you for the rest of your life. but other then that he is an okay person.
girl 1: fuck you
tristan: imma fucking murder you
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