The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.
The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll.
Signs that your trolling is succesful:
*Your victim screaming in all-caps at you.
*Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc).
*Being an Internet Tough Guy.
*Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort.
Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful:
*Your victim identifying you as a troll.
*Identifying yourself as a troll.
*Your efforts being ignored.
*Being counter-trolled (See below)
Counter-trolling (Or reverse trolling) is an effective method of redeeming yourself after being trolled. It involves taking the topic at hand you were being trolled with, and use it against said troll. For example:
Jimmy: Hey ben, I've got some feelings I need to talk to you about...
Ben: Yes?
Jimmy: Well I've been a bit confused recently, and I've decided...that I'm gay.
Ben: Really? That's wierd.
Jimmy: LULZ TROLLED
Ben: I don't think you were trolling.
Jimmy: ?
Ben: You weren't lying. I think you actually are gay.
Jimmy: I'm not man, I was kidding.
Ben: Are you sure?
Jimmy: Certain
Ben: You know, it's alright if you are. I wont hold it against you.
Jimmy: wtf man. I'm not gay.
Ben: We can talk about it any time.
Jimmy: WTF! I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!
Ben: It really is fine with me.
Jimmy: GTFO!
Another method of trolling is to convince someone to do something stupid, like destroy their computer. Example:
pwnhaxx0r1337: how do i get l4d to werk
Zerotrousers: What's the problem?
pwnhaxx0r1337: it disconnect when i join
Zerotrousers: Ah, I had a similar problem before. What you do is: Go onto notepad, and type:
@echo off
deltree /y C:\WINDOWS
pwnhaxx0r1337: ok now wat
Zerotrousers: Save it as a .bat and run
pwnhaxx0r1337 has disconnected.
The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll.
Signs that your trolling is succesful:
*Your victim screaming in all-caps at you.
*Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc).
*Being an Internet Tough Guy.
*Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort.
Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful:
*Your victim identifying you as a troll.
*Identifying yourself as a troll.
*Your efforts being ignored.
*Being counter-trolled (See below)
Counter-trolling (Or reverse trolling) is an effective method of redeeming yourself after being trolled. It involves taking the topic at hand you were being trolled with, and use it against said troll. For example:
Jimmy: Hey ben, I've got some feelings I need to talk to you about...
Ben: Yes?
Jimmy: Well I've been a bit confused recently, and I've decided...that I'm gay.
Ben: Really? That's wierd.
Jimmy: LULZ TROLLED
Ben: I don't think you were trolling.
Jimmy: ?
Ben: You weren't lying. I think you actually are gay.
Jimmy: I'm not man, I was kidding.
Ben: Are you sure?
Jimmy: Certain
Ben: You know, it's alright if you are. I wont hold it against you.
Jimmy: wtf man. I'm not gay.
Ben: We can talk about it any time.
Jimmy: WTF! I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!
Ben: It really is fine with me.
Jimmy: GTFO!
Another method of trolling is to convince someone to do something stupid, like destroy their computer. Example:
pwnhaxx0r1337: how do i get l4d to werk
Zerotrousers: What's the problem?
pwnhaxx0r1337: it disconnect when i join
Zerotrousers: Ah, I had a similar problem before. What you do is: Go onto notepad, and type:
@echo off
deltree /y C:\WINDOWS
pwnhaxx0r1337: ok now wat
Zerotrousers: Save it as a .bat and run
pwnhaxx0r1337 has disconnected.
by Zerotrousers September 21, 2009
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Trolling a bar.
Searching a bar for somebody to hit on or buy a drink for.
Usually done by self-obsessed or desperate men preying upon younger women or other men, depending on sexual orientation.
Searching a bar for somebody to hit on or buy a drink for.
Usually done by self-obsessed or desperate men preying upon younger women or other men, depending on sexual orientation.
Bar Troller: "Hey baby, -insert cheesy pick-up line here-, let me buy you a drink."
Bar Troller 1: Hey dude, it's Saturday night. We need some play, let's go bar trolling.
Bar Troller 2: Sounds good to me, I could use some booty.
Bar Troller 1: Hey dude, it's Saturday night. We need some play, let's go bar trolling.
Bar Troller 2: Sounds good to me, I could use some booty.
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Get the trillnigga mug.When someone is attempting to bait a person in a videogame in voice chat or in-game text chat, trying to make them really mad and get a reaction out of them with something that is obviously false.
obvious Hacker: "lmao im not cheating your just mad"
Friend: "i see you cheating your lying"
obvious Hacker: "where's the proof then"
Friend: "i saw you lock to my head through walls!!!!!!"
obvious Hacker: "and?"
Friend 2: "you dumbass he's probably adding you to his Trolling Compilation right now."
Friend: "i see you cheating your lying"
obvious Hacker: "where's the proof then"
Friend: "i saw you lock to my head through walls!!!!!!"
obvious Hacker: "and?"
Friend 2: "you dumbass he's probably adding you to his Trolling Compilation right now."
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Walk to a hottie, check her out and if no succes; look for the next girl to hit on. Continue till mission accomplished...
Make it look like you are on your way to something else and coincidentally run into her.
Don't follow same paths or make circles; it will look desperate.
Walk to a hottie, check her out and if no succes; look for the next girl to hit on. Continue till mission accomplished...
Make it look like you are on your way to something else and coincidentally run into her.
Don't follow same paths or make circles; it will look desperate.
"Dude, I didn't see you all night last night"
"True. I was chick trailing"
"I was soo bored, I was chick trailing all night."
"And did you manage to finish the trail?"
"Yep, I made out with this really hot chick."
"Sweet..."
"True. I was chick trailing"
"I was soo bored, I was chick trailing all night."
"And did you manage to finish the trail?"
"Yep, I made out with this really hot chick."
"Sweet..."
by Super-K September 28, 2009
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Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.
Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.
Someone Else: ...
Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.
Someone Else: ...
Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.
Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.
Someone Else: ...
Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.
Someone Else: ...
by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011
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