trackerpants

Clothing with sewn in RFID security tags, rather than the pin on plastic type removed at the store, or ones stuck to the hang tags. Very commonly used by the Gap, Old Navy, and Banana Republic. Despite the "remove before wearing" printed on them, they're very frequently not noticed in items made of heavier material, particularly pants, until you go through a security gate at a store and beep. First you wave any bags you're carrying through, and find nothing beeps.

Then you take your cellphone out of your pocket. It's not that.
Then your keys.
Then your change.

Frustrated, embarassed, and completely bewildered at this time as to why you're still setting it off, you'll often still get through with just a hairy eyeball after they've seen enough of your stuff that they can tell you're probably not shoplifting, but it'll happen again, and again, until one day you accidentally stumble across the tag.

Trackerpants. They're out to get you.

(a common contributor to securapathy among shop staff)

*security beeper goes off*
"Oooh, look at that guy emptying all his pockets, what do you think he's got?"
"There's no security guard around, he's doing it all on his own. Looks like a classic case of trackerpants!"

by roxyhead March 29, 2009

TankerBangers

The greatest team to ever play Beer Pong.

"Who's up next? TankerBangers?? shit get ready to go streaking..."

"see those guys? they come to the party and drink all the beer.."
"who are they??"
"the TankerBangers..."

by KidSwoll August 2, 2009

twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

thanker

someone who thiiiiiiiinks they're the shit .

you fucking thanker !

by bbyguurl10 April 5, 2010

Tanker

The men, the myth, the legends. The toughest and roughest of all Army jobs. These men aren’t average men like Infantry or Cav scouts. They’re are the muscle of the US Army and stone cold killers. These men speak softly and carry a big stick. They can put more damage in the battle field in 2 minutes than any other grunt squad. They’re deadly in a tank and are also deadlier off the tank.

That man is a savage, yeah he must be a tanker.

by Stonecoldkiller936 July 5, 2018

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022

tanker

Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.

I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.

by ralfg33k June 21, 2008