Trader Woes

When shopping at Trader Joes for produce and one peers through the packaging, pours over all surfaces and thoroughly inspects the fruit or vegetable for signs of rot, finds none, purchases the produce and then when unpacking groceries at home finds the fruit or vegetables are in a state of decay and rotting.
Oh no! Trader Woes! I swear these apples looked perfect when I placed them in my basket at Trader Joes.
by rauri76 January 28, 2019
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CC Traders

Foolish people; Often those who inflate the pricing of items despite their mediocrity.
Wait, why is such an item going for so much?! Damn, must be those CC Traders!
by Sus, amogla the 11th August 01, 2021
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Trader Bomb

A classic jagerbomb shot dropped into a 12 oz cup of high volume beer and chugged.
Work this week was so bad I had a six pack of Trader Bombs
by P.Goose April 29, 2023
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grace trader

Someone who turns their back on their born religion, leaves thier church to join a different one or converts to a religion they weren't born into.
I can't believe Becky left our little church for that fancy one down the street; what a fucking grace trader!
by Dark Molli January 01, 2021
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Novice trader

Any user of a discount broker's stock trading tool that either does not execute his/her position with analysis first or just buy when someone say buy this.
A novice trader does novice mistakes I.e. buy when others buyers are prepared to sell and vice versa.
Only a novice trader will trade on Jim Cramer's recommendations.
by Thaibu April 28, 2013
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Trader Joe'd

Used to describe when a company, for no known reason, cancels a popular product. This term is derived from Trader Joe grocery store's well known history of canceling popular food products with no explanation.
"It appears that this product has been Trader Joe'd".

" Looks like they've done a Trader Joe with that product you want.
by CAescapee April 28, 2023
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trader-upper

A woman who's dating a guy and then dumps him when she founds someone richer.
Tess was a trader-upper. Once she met Carl, she was officially
in love and oh, so reformed.
by Cristian Pavel October 15, 2007
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