Theadra

Theadra is.. the love of my life.
She is a girl that can make any and everyone smile by walking into a room or talking.
She is very driven, family-oriented and would do anything for anyone if they just simply ask.
Adorable, Gorgeous, Intelligent, Incredible, Hilarious, and Warm.

"That's Theadra, over there." *everyone starts smiling*

"Did you see how beautiful Theadra looked at the club last night?"
"Psh, didn't everyone?"

by I'm Getting Married, Bitches! December 18, 2011

movie theater rule

When going into a movie theater to choose a seat, the first seats that people look for are in empty rows, trying for as long as possible to not have to sit in the same row as another person or group of people. This is repeated until there are people in every row and then you HAVE to sit in a row with other people.
This is the movie theater rule.
This rule is offen appiled subconciously with out even realising it.

I applied the movie theater rule as I chose my seat from the seats availiable.

by ABlueOrange November 11, 2008

Security Theater

"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.

Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.

by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010

The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.

Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"

by wizecracker August 27, 2016

dream theater

Progressive metal band that has existed since 1985, famed for their instrumental prowess and compositional skill. Its three core members, guitarist John Petrucci, bassist John Myung, and drummer Mike Portnoy were students at the Berklee College of Music. They are perhaps the only prog-metal band to be signed to a major label. Nay-sayers claim that DT's music is nothing but pretentious wankery. With one or two brief exceptions, the above accusation is outright farcical.

The new Dream Theater album, due in early June, is gonna rock!

by Robert the Bruce April 14, 2005

theater

The americanized spelling of 'theatre'. A side effect of the American Revolution.

Theater is neat. It is about the most fun since frisbee.

by RogueLight January 25, 2007

Theater

1. (Concrete noun) A place where theater kids can be themselves and call home. 3-4 hours a day is typically spent here doing a variety of things.

2. (abstract noun) "The theater" The purpose of a theater kid's existance.

3. (adj) Used like "theater kid" or "theater bathroom". Used to seperate areas/ people who are connected to the theater. Other people avoid these. Theater kids treasure them.

1. I'm going to the theater to chill and eat lunch. Want to come?
2. You coming to the game on friday?

Naw, the theater's more important to me.

3. That theater kid just went into the lobby. Should we follow him?

No way man, that's the theater lobby!

by Badgermushroomsnaake November 8, 2011