Kid Toucher

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.

Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022

boy touchies

for one man to caress the upper thigh of another man in a feather-like manner.

Christopher please give me boy touchies.

by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007

touchhead

A derogatory term for the Grateful Dead fans who starting liking the band after their only hit single, "Touch of Grey"

That asshole Tom is not a true deadhead, he is a touchhead.

by chozmiecrack July 24, 2007

cloth toucher

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.

I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.

by scannin October 10, 2006

touched

to get shot

Nicca I don't give a fuck who you are you could still get touched

by soulflytribe June 15, 2003

touched

Another way to say that someone is not quite "right" in the head. Usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.

Fred would say about Lamont "That boy is touched" if he hooked up with a white girl.

Or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say "I'm touched"

by G Man December 29, 2003

touché

A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.

-If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?

-Uhh...it...err...touché.

by Adam "Tr0n" March 8, 2005