For someone who is running down the street naked and get hit as hard as possible with a piece of wood.
Naked Guy1: "WOOOOOOO MY JUNKS FLOPPING IN THE WIND"
Random Old guy: "toopa!" *clothesline with wooden object*
Random Old guy: "toopa!" *clothesline with wooden object*
by TOOPA MAN March 26, 2011
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Epic. Someone who is so epic that epic just fails to describe them. Someone who is so epic that they make Barry White sound like a little girl.
Dude that cleric is so tojop! slurp, slurp
Dude your mom was so tojop last night, I came five times!
Did you see that guy grinding on spiders? It was so tojop!
Dude your mom was so tojop last night, I came five times!
Did you see that guy grinding on spiders? It was so tojop!
by Drunken_Chu April 29, 2010
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South African origin, from Afrikaans tos, meaning masturbation or wanking, and kop being head.
Similar words are: nigger, poes, doos, retard, Andre
South African origin, from Afrikaans tos, meaning masturbation or wanking, and kop being head.
Similar words are: nigger, poes, doos, retard, Andre
Example one:
John - DID YOU SEE THAT TOSKOP ANDRE IN CLASS TODAY??! WHAT A RETARD
Nick - I know right! Andre is such a stupid toskop (see Afrikaans)
John - DID YOU SEE THAT TOSKOP ANDRE IN CLASS TODAY??! WHAT A RETARD
Nick - I know right! Andre is such a stupid toskop (see Afrikaans)
by Nick The Great Guys from SA October 23, 2017
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Yup... she's definitely infected with toxoplasmosis.
Yup... she's definitely infected with toxoplasmosis.
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If one finds themself jerkin' the gherkin a little too often, and they wish to solve this problem, then a tosspot system can be used to combat the issue. Essentially, when the serial tosser tosses themselves off, they have to toss one pound sterling into their tosspot. This should act as a disincentive to wanking, thus solving the problem.
For added fun, a competition can be initiated among two friends. A set period of time is designated- two weeks say, whereby both gents utilise the tosspot system. At the end of these two weeks, the tosspots are swapped. The loser is the chump who hands over the tosspot with the most money. This game requires the utmost honesty to avoid brawls.
If one finds themself jerkin' the gherkin a little too often, and they wish to solve this problem, then a tosspot system can be used to combat the issue. Essentially, when the serial tosser tosses themselves off, they have to toss one pound sterling into their tosspot. This should act as a disincentive to wanking, thus solving the problem.
For added fun, a competition can be initiated among two friends. A set period of time is designated- two weeks say, whereby both gents utilise the tosspot system. At the end of these two weeks, the tosspots are swapped. The loser is the chump who hands over the tosspot with the most money. This game requires the utmost honesty to avoid brawls.
Kid A: "Why doesn't Willy come out anymore?"
Kid B: "He can't afford to... all of his money ends up in his tosspot- stupid cunt."
Kid B: "He can't afford to... all of his money ends up in his tosspot- stupid cunt."
by schuhbear April 13, 2009
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