When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
by zfresh23 August 2, 2015
Get the two-hand tornado mug.The act of being double penetrated so hard that your butt hole and vagina or penis hole rips into one. This is very common with midgets that were raised on potato farms. If a torn anus is not treated within 19 days it morphs into a liquid butt hole. Which is very unpleasant and well keep you up at night and smells like a monkeys queff.
Gary Coleman did not go to the doctors for his torn anus because he knew that wouldn't help him since he's black and grew up on a potato farm. Now his torn anus smells of a monkeys vaginal fart on account of its a liquid butt hole now.
by MidgetBreeder June 28, 2011
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Murphy was so wasted last night...he gave the whole party a Tulsa tornado. The aftermath was devestating.
by Murph turf March 5, 2009
Get the tulsa tornado mug.John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles
Christian: Shoots you go first
John: *punches Christian's hand*
Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!
John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!
Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!
Christian: Shoots you go first
John: *punches Christian's hand*
Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!
John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!
Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!
by phailmoar February 16, 2009
Get the Tonka Tough mug.The act of a man--after having sex with an extremely drunk female who passes out soon thereafter--breaking and throwing on the floor everything in her apartment, including but not limited to clothes, appliances, and furniture. The man then leaves. Personal items, such as sentimental pictures, jewelry, and pets, make for a more intense Arkansas Tornado.
by Imran Farooqi May 1, 2010
Get the Arkansas Tornado mug.A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.
(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!
(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.
JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.
(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.
JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.
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