Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 02, 2023
Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.
Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?
Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.
Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.
Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
by Random Killer June 06, 2011
by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020
by dhb1990 January 04, 2015
A toothpick guy is someone who is gay
by Mwille February 13, 2017
Woman: "How did your date go?"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"
by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009
by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017