Shannon O'Toole

She is a genius. She is extremely famous. You don't know her?
Well fuck you.

Shannon O'Toole is the coolest person alive.

by puddle of joy April 3, 2009

Tooled

To get beaten badly in an online video game.

hehe you guys just got fucking tooled!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

o'toole syndrome

When you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.

O'Toole syndrome is when you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.

by Long John Dildosmacker October 10, 2013

Toolette

A woman who uses her body or withholds sex as a form of revenge or manipulation against men. As a result, she ends up making herself into an object.

Jack has been dating Jill for two months and she still won't have sex with him after all the time, money, and effort he has put into the relationship.

Jack needs to drop that bitch-ass Toolette like a bad habit and get laid.

by c--dub October 13, 2009

Tooheys

The Tooheys beers, which are popular in New south wales, Australia, at the moment are the creativly named "new" and "old" types. It's cheap and its ok! see XXXX, VB, beer and franziskaner

I drink Tooheys new because it is cheap and cheerful.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

tookey

The act of placing a mans balls on a womans forehead while she gives him a rim job.

Tell your mom thanks for the tookey last night.

by Bill Bixby May 1, 2005

toolerman

Somebody who always seems to get the best seat in the house.

The toolerman always gets the best seat in the house

by TakerT June 9, 2011