The Honduran Torch

The act of turning a woman upside down, torching her pubes, and then fucking her with an ice-dildo in order to put out the flames.

This act takes some preperation. The woman must let her pubic hair grow to a considerable length. The act is as follows: The man turns the woman on her head, propping her feet against the wall. He then lights her pubic hair on fire. To set the fire out, he must fuck her with an ice dildo. The melting of the ice, with the water then flowing down her will subsequently quench the flames (due to her being upside down). AKA The Sherlock Holmes, only when the fire is started outside using sunlight and a magnifying glass.

Jane, John's girlfriend, surprised him on his birthday with a delicious Duck dinner. At the end of the meal, she dropped her pants and fulfilled his greatest fantasy by presenting him with her over-grown pubic hair and quickly demanding that he use the candle from the dinner to perform upon her the Honduran Torch.

by Mason W. May 11, 2006

Tomahawk Tosser

A racial epithet used to describe a Native American and their uncanny ability to hurl small axes at Spanish explorers.

Man, I hate going to Indian casinos and giving my money away to those damn Tomahawk Tossers.

by C-Smitty March 30, 2011

tomcy

That one friend who might be controlled by the government. Lives in 2020 but has no 2020 vision.

"Didn't you see Raj at the party? He was right in front of you."
"Uhm, no."

"Lol what a Tomcy. "

by Pseudoname_2020 January 7, 2020

Tochigoto

Tochigoto

Tochigoto? Oh oh yeah tochigoto. :)

by Tochigoto November 17, 2020

The Torch

A game used to single out the worst player on the team. Often times making the worst player feel like shit, forcing him to quit playing that game so the other players have a better chance of winning.

Arif Zaidi has THE TORCH!

by Jazib February 27, 2011

Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light

Adrian: "can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole."

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

Tomah

A town of around 9000 people in Western Central Wisconsin, and is home to a few companies, such as Toro, Cardinal Glass, and a Walmart Distribution Center. There is also a VA and a few military bases, primarily Fort McCoy and Camp Williams, I think? Anyway, Tomah generally gets a bad name, look at the other things that come up when you type in tomah, such as Greyhound and Portablumpkin, but generally an ok town. Our schools are generally very average, and there is a bit of a drug problem, but overall its very similar to most other towns in Wisconsin its size, it has some very nice areas, and some crappier ones. What really makes Tomah unique is its huge outlying area, which makes it one of the largest school districts in WI. This also makes Tomah home to a very large "country" population, as displayed by its very large Tractor Pull. This can be seen as a con or a plus, depending upon the individual. What many can agree on, however, is that there is generally little to nothing to do here. People in Minneapolis and Milwaukee can claim this, but only we have truly experienced the boredom of a town that only has a bowling alley and a movie theater. But yeah, still home to some pretty amazing people - and no, not our "dazzling" local celebrities, but simply the general society at large. Maybe not the best small town in Wisconsin, but trust me, you can do a lot worse.....

Tomah Teenager: "Holy crap, there's nothing to do in Tomah!"
Other Tomah Teenagers: "How true..."

Often bashed by surrounding schools, despite the fact that their towns are almost exactly the same.......

Personally, after growing up in Tomah, I've seen some pretty crazy shit, but I believe that this will leave me better prepared to face the world at large - good luck to Tomah graduates of 09!

by BigBalls17 May 26, 2009