Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016
Get the tombstone for a dead dick mug.A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.
A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”
Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”
Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”
by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019
Get the Tombstone Pile Driver mug.when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"
by tiny peeps January 28, 2009
Get the tombstone chillin in a volkswagen mug.a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals
by goldust January 14, 2009
Get the Tombstone pile driver eat out mug.by Tombstoner August 11, 2022
Get the Tombstone mug.its a perk featured in Black ops 2's tranZit when you down you can choose to not be eaten by zombies and when you respawn you can pick up a tombstone and all your items will be returned ( no equipment like monkey bombs or semtex if bought)
player 1: ''hey you got tombstone! its kinda for noobs isnt it?''
player 2: ''yeah but atleast its good for glitching and keeping your perks"
player 1: ''yeah your right.''
player 2: ''yeah but atleast its good for glitching and keeping your perks"
player 1: ''yeah your right.''
by UrbanSkater February 27, 2018
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