ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,

She was looking kinda dum..

Shreck: *Opens Door*

Everyone : Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

by ZeyadiDaddy May 27, 2019

towdyfuck

A towdyfuck is an asshole who tries to screw everyone's life over by being a cunt

Bob is such a towdyfuck

by P.e.w.m January 16, 2017

ToddyQuest

The ultimate gamer

Here lies ToddyQuest he was a brave man a Handsome man but most importantly he was the ultimate gamer.

by Fyssien April 23, 2020

Told you so

Alex Jones

Alex Jones was right. I told you so.

by VRNAQLR February 11, 2022

got told

When you have been told off or insulted, you have been "got told".

Person: Boy, you better not come around here again or I'll beat your butt up.

Random People: OHHHHHHH, GOT TOLD!

by renthead722 June 1, 2006

toley

Jobby, Poo, Shite etc.............

Am gan fir as toley
I'm aff fur a toley

by Theoban August 11, 2004