It does what its told 

1. Phrase used when someone is totally and utterly whipped
by someone.
2. Silence of the lambs.

Teacher: Do you work please class.
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!

It does what its told by John Kern November 22, 2005

I told you so 

Phrase said to people after everything one said would happen, happens.

Soon enough it will be me laughing and saying 'I told you so'.

I told you so by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

shane told 

Hotttt lead singer for the band SILVERSTEIN!!!

"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"i just talked to shane told!!"

shane told by Xsara<3emosX May 20, 2006

thats not what your mom told me last night 

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

thats not what your mom told me last night by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

Idk why

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

My gf told me to post this for some reason by Thick February 8, 2018

I told you not to publish it 

If I tell you not to publish a word. DONT PUBLISH IT SO DO NOT NOT NOT PUBLISH THIS

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUBLISH IT

I told you not to publish it by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

tosh told me to go back to bed 

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

tosh told me to go back to bed by jrr16 September 10, 2012