Oh, that-
That’
s the rarest object you can find now. It’
s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special
skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet
paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of
skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet
paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.