bamboozlement tokens

Money used to get drunk

I can't get drunk this weekend as I am out of bamboozlement tokens

That bar only charges 3 bamboozlement tokens for a beer

by Harold Bobnashus September 7, 2009

Token

A minority that was deliberately put on a show or movie for the sake of being culturally diverse. They get few lines so less mistakes are made and few to no flaws. Tokens are written for specially because everyone knows people who look different MUST act different.

We get this predictable bullshit all because of those few assholes who keep a phone next to the TV when they watch it and have their lawyer on speed-dial.

by Golden Duck Paperweight January 1, 2005

kino der toten

A map on Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies.Kino Der Toten is a german phrase,when translated to english it means "Theater of the Dead"

#1 Nerd:Hey guys,lets go play some zombies on Kino Der Toten!

Guy 1:What the hell does that mean anyway?

Nerd:Its german it means Theater Of The Damned.

Guy 2: Hes a fucking nazi man lets get em!

by 4bucks December 25, 2010

token mom

(noun) A woman who is routinely brought out for a night on the town by her daughter's group of friends because the daughter considers her mom to be funny, cute and witty (like in a sitcom) where in reality she is none of these things. This mom/daughter relationship is usually classified as 'best buddies.' The token mom often cramps the style of the women as she unofficially serves as a watchdog prohibiting any of the girls to pick up any 'meat.'

The drummer's chances of banging one of the hotties was high, but the token mom had the hots for him so nobody got laid last night.

by Mickey Nation February 5, 2007

token black friend

In reference to the only african american in a group of friends.
similar phrases
token white friend
token asian friend
..you get the point

(Brad) Hi Stephani
(Stephani) Hello Brad whose this?
(Brad) oh Im sorry this is my buddy DeShawn
(Deshawn) Whatsup girl!

....DeShawn is the token black friend

by Asian chick, January 1, 2009

token black guy

The lonley black guy in a big budget movie, who's sole purpose is to represent the "brothas" and say stuff like "dope", "yo", "what's up" and other words associated with UrbanDictionary.com :)

Every teen movie has em.

In scream3, Deon Richmond who played Tyson Fox was one.

by sk January 6, 2003

Toenail Diarrhea

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.

Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.

by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010