toasting

To place your penis 'twixt two slices of fresh bread - buttered, obviously - and offering it to the missus.

come here darling, i have a sandwich for you.....

by DirtySanchez April 11, 2004

Toasting Tigh

When a beloved television show leaps into the fantastic and violates the trust of the audience.

Similar to Jumping the Shark or Nuking the Fridge. This happens whenever writers get lazy and/or have run out of material. "Ron, I've run out of ideas, what should I do? I'm tired, I'm Toasting Tigh to meet the deadline."

by ezracorpse October 9, 2008

tatering

The act of sitting outside from midafternoon until morning drinking, smoking, and dipping.

Tatering is the best way to spend a lazy day.

by Lancecooley January 11, 2014

toasting my buns

Sun tanning. Yeah

I'm just here toasting my buns #postpicofyouatthepool

by Webartist June 22, 2014

Toasting

Warming up/increase of temperature with a buddy.

Me and my buddy were toasting yesterday because it was cold outside.

by NoVa_RiFt22 February 16, 2015

Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off

Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?

by Hans00 August 1, 2015

Tattering

To mess with

Stop tattering with my dog

by Zestyspaghetti December 29, 2016