Adoring nickname for the Gravitron ride that shows up at volunteer firemen's carnivals and county fairs. Usually operated by an anti social meth addict, the vomit comet plays grating 80's glam metal very loud to make your ears bleed so you don't notice your stomach unfolding inside out and your funnel cake and coke slamming back into your face a Mach 1.
Dude, no cotton candy before the tilt a whirl, no sausage before the zipper, and no liquids before the vomit comet
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
Get the vomit cometmug. a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 4, 2006
Get the Comet Hyakutakemug. Often referred to as a girl's butthole. Usually one that is large in size, similar to that of a comet.
by Bon Skribit April 19, 2009
Get the Halley's Cometmug. Definition
When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort
When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort
Hi there brad would you like to come over for a party with me and my friends. There will be an abundance of fun for all after the finger buffet and cocktails.
Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.
And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.
Wow what a party.
Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.
And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.
Wow what a party.
by MR-SIKERFRITZ December 24, 2022
Get the KARLKOZZI COMETmug. An activity involving a woman 74 years old or older (Halley’s comet comes every 74 years) where the male is having sexual intercourse with the female “doggy style” in the anus. After he releases his blessed seed in her anus he pulls out where as the the female immediately farts and reaches behind and lights the fart, hence, releases the flaming comet on the poor unfortunate male with a beautiful glistening trail following behind from his seed. Extra points if her name is Halley.
Example: Joe was fornicating with Alexandria when he orgasmed and she released a Halley’s Comet on him that the world has never seen making Superman himself blush yet grow stronger........
by Halley’scomet November 21, 2020
Get the Halley’s Cometmug. Larry’s Comet, actually vommit . Vommit resembling a comet with large Mass followed by a large tail of bilious liquid. Slang used wherever you have drunks and wino’s . Also Known as Vommit Comet
by #DirtyLarry February 13, 2023
Get the Larry’s Cometmug. Camp Comet is a roleplay server on an app known as Discord. On the outside, it seems like a harmless roleplay with lots of interesting people! Once you join, however...
It’s a completely different story.
There are so many random people on this server, including some dude who gets hard whenever he’s put on the server’s “starboard”
It’s all okay tho, sense you can hug people!
There’s also magic.
Lots and lots of magical shenanigans.
Each category of magic is based on a different planet of the solar system! From the Sun’s light magic to the Moon’s shadow magic, and everything in between!
We hope you come check out our roleplay server’s unlimited randomness!
It’s a completely different story.
There are so many random people on this server, including some dude who gets hard whenever he’s put on the server’s “starboard”
It’s all okay tho, sense you can hug people!
There’s also magic.
Lots and lots of magical shenanigans.
Each category of magic is based on a different planet of the solar system! From the Sun’s light magic to the Moon’s shadow magic, and everything in between!
We hope you come check out our roleplay server’s unlimited randomness!
“Dude, have you been on Camp Comet yet?”
“Yes, in fact, I have!”
“Did you like it?”
“No, I left immediately. To weird for me!”
“Yes, in fact, I have!”
“Did you like it?”
“No, I left immediately. To weird for me!”
by Cinnamon256 March 28, 2019
Get the Camp Cometmug.