Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018

Skyrim

The only game where you can be a cat person, but not a furry at the same time.

"I'm addicted to Skyrim."

by I am ur bio mom January 20, 2023

Skyrim

The reason you stay up 24/7

Its skyrim! the best game in the world!

by Mydogesue April 18, 2019

Skyrimmed

When you get shot in the knee; by bullets, arrows, etc

“Bat, you shot him in the knee!”
“Hit in the knee, GET SKYRIMMED!!!”

by LOOZEit2STEVE September 27, 2020

Skyrim

When an individual performs a rim job to another individual while skydiving or base jumping.

guy 1: "dude I totally skyrimmed this chick last night"
guy 2: "really? Did you sexually transmit jet lag?"

by everydayimskyrimmin November 2, 2011

skyrimming

A sexual position wherein the skyrimmee takes off clothes and underpants and hangs from a bar. The skyrimmer then stands underneath and administers analingus as the recipient swings in the wind.

John tried skyrimming Pete, but was too short to get his tongue that high up.

by Cubbance November 11, 2011

Skyrim

The act of giving a rim job to someone who is elevated in the air, either by you holding them up, or other means.

"Did you see Dave giving Anne some Skyrim?"

by St3rn44 November 11, 2011