Alpha-cologned

The type of personality that wears overpowering colognes: televangelists, greasy Bohunks from Joisey, and their savior, Donald Drumpf.....

The meeting, cast as a "Republican strategy session for America", was in fact a sauna for the Alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good 'ol boys who vied on who could fleece the American people most deftly.

by Paughnque July 26, 2017

cum cologne

When you jerk off using scented lotion and it results in you smelling good

Rosa: Why do you smell like coconuts?

Brian: Cum Cologne

by WolfgangSpartacus June 19, 2021

Hobo cologne

Febreeze.

Dude why do you smell like hobo cologne? Money really tight this month?

by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

devil's cologne

the rotting corpse, death-like stench of diarrhea

god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

gay cologne

sweat from the grundle "aka" man taint, a combination of ball and ass sweat applied to lower beard area to attract other gays.

i'm sure george michael wears gay cologne when he visits public bathrooms.

by mwb June 21, 2006

cologner checker

Sticking your finger in your butt and asking your homie to check out your new cologne

I just gave Jack The MC a cologner checker

by Glad2Mecha March 17, 2010

KK Cologne

Khalifa Kush Cologne

The smell left on a person's body after they've have smoked or been in possession of marijuana. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa in his song "Decisions".

Adam: How do I smell?
Blake: Straight kk cologne
Adam: That bad?

by H_Balls99 June 17, 2016