Tire Biter

A tirebiter is a girl who hangs around car meets, car clubs, or car places in general because she likes to fuck around with boys with nice/fast/show cars. Normally they bounce from car to car, either screwing people in the same club or in the same circle of friends. We call them tire biters as opposed to Pillow Biters because they end up biting tires, not pillows.

Greg: Have you seen that girl Monique?
Jerry: Yeah, she's been fucking everyone in our car club.
Greg: I know, she's such a tire biter.
Jerry: ...But she gives good head
Greg: Dude WTF?

Tire Biter by Mr_Mischif April 13, 2007

tire swing 

The tendency of the media to be enamored with John McCain. Being "on the tire swing" is often used on blogs as a shorthand for being in the tank for McCain. It originated from a reader of Talking Points Memo and refers to an overly chummy gathering of media people at McCain's ranch. See: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/209567.php

I wouldn't expect much from the interview McCain interview with XYZ, he's on the tire swing.

tire swing by Glerg McSpinglesonshire January 20, 2009

tire fire 

The act of two heavily obese persons having sexual intercourse with such vigor and friction that two spare tires create a blaze of fire.

That's a tire fire waiting to happen.

tire fire by Luffa October 16, 2008

Tire madness 

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.

Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.

Tire madness by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

tire paste 

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

tire paste by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

tire switching 

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

tire switching by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009

tire swing pony 

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

tire swing pony by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015