timilyn

Composed of Timmy and Lynn. A woman who defines the word beauty. She is compassionate yet strong. She has the heart of a lion.

She will leave them wanting more!

The girl is beautiful, unique and impressive she must be a Timilyn

by SouthernBelle77 December 19, 2016

Rimley Timley

It's a rim job plain and fucking simple.

"All but the last person in the human centipede get a constant rimley timley on the up side"

by KatIsAMug January 27, 2016

monkey timeloop

Something that exists which shows the true core of the earth itself, further than just the hot molten inside. It loops as a plane called the Astral Area. This area consists of stardust and galaxies full of chimpanzees. However, these chimpanzees never die. They consist in a loop. A timeloop.

"Hey man did you see the new article about the monkey timeloop? Some say it doesn't exist."

by Bukas July 12, 2020

Worst Timeline

The acknowledgement that this version of the multi-verse is the standard by which all other timelines consider the worst option.

"So every Republican sprung into action to replace a feminist icon, so they can ban abortion, while the relief bill has stalled because its too generous."
"We are the worst timeline."

by Perringaiden September 22, 2020

caman ęavivan tielyt

Mythological beast, native to the dark Scottish glens. A fierce creature known to roam the glens in stormy weather stalking wayward travellers. Standing seven feet tall with a mane of flaming auburn, it will relentlessly follow prey. Although deterred by water it is able to leap great distances due to its powerful hind legs.

All should beware the dreaded caman ęavivan tielyt!

by curiousquark August 22, 2014

timelining

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.

I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.

by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012

Old Timey Voice

The voice and way of speaking from early radio. Higher pitched and quicker than normal speaking, luckily died out after world war two.

Old Timey Voice examples:

"Dateline Berlin! We are here at the Zeppelin races, those great behemoths of the sky, those dirigibles!"

"Dateline Mexico! Pack it up Poncho Villa, Blackjack Pershing is on the scene!"

by Spudylumpkins November 6, 2012