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time travelling hipster 

This guy:
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The clothing of the man in the middle of the picture is strikingly different from the surrounding persons'. Most outstanding are his radical hairstyle, sunglasses and his T-shirt, adorned with a large letter M on the front.

Although some explanations exist for the existence of this photo, none of them are particularly convincing or well-grounded. Most people dismiss the time-travel theory for the origin of this picture, one cannot easily shake the feeling once having seen it.
A: That dimension gate is sick, man. Imma have a look real quick and see what's on the other side

B: Radical, you the time travelling hipster, dude!
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Time Traveler 

A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.
I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.
Time Traveler by g.f.y. February 3, 2010

Time Traveler 

For the sensitive people out there: Someone who is “disadvantaged”. For those of us who have a sense of humor: Someone who is born with Autism of any kind, Downsyndrome (AKA Downy), or any birth defect that would classify them as mentally retarded.
We were going to sit down at lunch, but then my friend said, “No wait, that’s the Time Travelers’ table
Time Traveler by A.L Teacher May 30, 2018

Time Traveler 

One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:

1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Time Traveler by ajreag December 31, 2013

time traveling ghost rider

a person who consumes a high does of xanax or several bars and falls asleep, only to awake hours later in a strange place with no memory of the trip. Often times, the trip is on an airplane, train, or roadtrip.
"so i got on the plane in NY popped a bar, next thing i knew i was in germany.WTF, where was the movie, or the hot stewerdess?"

"you my friend are a time traveling ghost rider."

Time traveling 

Waking up and falling back to sleep, seemingly rapidly, with gaps in time spanning 15 to 20 minutes each.
Matt: Ugh, I was time traveling all morning.

Charles: Did Doc Brown give you a delorean?

Matt: No, but my dreams were like a cheap horror film where you only get to see the monster for a second, over and over.
Time traveling by Radm June 24, 2010

time traveling 

The verb form of time travel, meaning to move through time in a different fashion than normal. This can be forward or backward, which is most common, or it can be up, down, right or left when the user is more insane.
I will use my time traveling device to go back in time and kill my grandfather, thus creating a paradox and destroying reality!