Spackling the Tile

Masturbating and ejaculating in the shower

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.

by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010

Ceiling tile

A small skinless creature with a rat tail and tire legs

I saw a CEILING TILE

by Maddy<33 December 6, 2022

10 tile rule

phrase- simply means that if you're ever forced to go somewhere in public with your parents (the local mall for example), and you don't want to be seen in this humiliating situation, you walk 10 tiles ahead of your parents, nobody will ever notice that you're with them. The whole thing goes out the window if they scream your name out across the mall, but the entire situation can be avoided completely if you just bring your cell phone and they allow you to leave their watchful eyes.

John: I have to go to the mall with my parents, and for some reason they said I can't leave their sight.
Joe: No sweat man. All you have to do is use the 10 tile rule.

by Corn Flake January 3, 2007

cold tile

n. 1 a moment, usually in a group setting, during which all conversations end, resulting in an awkward silence. 2 a word or phrase that induces a cold tile moment

...like when you broke the trampoline...(awkward silence)....wow, cold tile moment.

by Double_V June 14, 2010

cement tile

shoving cement in someones ass

i cement tiled that girl last night

by Antho Ny October 30, 2017

Pink Carpet Tile

A woman's vagina that is covered by a small, trimed patch of pubic hair. Refered to carpet tiles used in offices and the short pile carpet they are covered in.

Darling, when do you want me to lick your pink carpet tile!

by Mister Ed January 29, 2006

ceiling tile

a phrase commonly used to ask for the current time

-Katie, CEILING TILE!
-10:42

by Dominic Smith September 1, 2007