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Brown Thunderstorm

Anal sex during a bout of diarrhea.
After celebrating the previous evening with a golden shower and a trip to Taco Bell my woman gave me a brown thunderstorm.
by Jango62301 July 4, 2012
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Hindu Thunderstorm

After ejaculating on your partner's face, throw a bowl of simmering curry onto their face, and then proceed to cock slap them.
My girlfriend was feeling very sad after her grandmother had just died, so i decided to cheer her up with a hindu thunderstorm.
by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011
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thunderstruck

The act of placing ones head between a fat girl's thighs while she does jumpingjacks.
Dude, my heads killing me. Was there a storm last night? 'cause i swear i was struck by lightning, or did your mom slam her cottage cheese thighs on my head during a jumpingjack rampage? She must have thunderstruck me.
by manuelnnaise June 3, 2010
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puzzle in a thunderstorm

The look on your lovers face when you let a fart slip out while you are getting your salad tossed.
Let me tell you about the last time I ever got my salad tossed. I was trying to hold in a fart and my girlfriend started tongue punching me and that fart just slipped out. She screamed "Oh my god you just farted in my mouth!!!" You should have seen the look on her face, it was a real puzzle in a thunderstorm. (true story).
by Monkeyscaper October 3, 2016
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thunderstrum

to masterbate furiously, so fast that ones hand becomes a blur.
Q - what happened to you to make you come to hospital?

A - i snapped my banjo string having a thunderstrum
by listypoos September 24, 2004
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Thunderstorming

When you blow a fat vape cloud into someone's face and spit all over it.
Kid 1: "Hey bro did you see me when I was thunderstorming the absolute shit out of Karson"
Kid 2: :Yeah bro that shit was fucking hilarious"
by Teriyaki7 March 28, 2021
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