Game Of Throned

To watch many episodes of Game of Thrones, following/investing in a noble character's rise to a climactic moment in the storyline, only to see their fate completely ruined within 30 seconds by a sudden, random and unforseen turn of events.

"Wow, for the 6th time now, I was totally Game of Throned by that character I love being killed unexpectedly, in the most shocking way possible, just as he/she was about to do something great…"

by valenti June 2, 2014

Throner

An erection developing from a scene of Game of Thrones. Either from a sex scene, or sheer awesomeness.

When those two girls ended up naked on the show last night, I got a raging Throner.

by BigRiles August 4, 2011

throne of glass

1.) a throne made of glass

2.) the best book you could read, you should read it now

throne of glass had pointy glass tips

by Birdsong January 15, 2017

Throner

When you get so excited for the HBO show Game of Thrones that you get a boner.

Travis: I'm so excited for the next season of Game of Thrones that I have a Throner!

TJ: I have the weirdest throner right now.

by chopchop1406 October 7, 2012

Throne Phone

The phone that is hung up in some hotels right next to the toilet.

"Dude, I tried calling your suite earlier but you didn't answer!"

"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."

"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"

by ratchet steve blowjobs December 26, 2014

Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 28, 2007