Deep Bone Throbosis

A condition in which a male is so sexually aroused his penis erects slightly beyond its maximum potential. This causes not only intense throbbing but bulging veins and a decent amount of pain. The only cure for this condition is to plunge the erect penis balls deep into a tight vagina or oral stimulation.

George: "Hey man look at that hottie!"
Josh: "Man she's really h...." *winces in pain*
George: "Whats the matter dude?!"
Josh: "She's given me deep bone throbosis and it hurts like hell. George, I hate to say this but, if she isn't interested in me right this instant, can you do me a favor?"

by DasBooter August 26, 2016

Thromping

When a penis and testicles ends up flapping or moving around becoming visible to bystanders. Often happens when a person jumps or moves erratically. This can happen when a person is naked or clothed.

There was thromping in that man's pants while he was dancing.

by Hugh Diggler November 24, 2010

'throom

short for bathroom. coined by some motherfucker in Santa Monica who thought it was amusing to omit the first parts of words.

I had to go to the 'throom.

by Bobby Sax May 22, 2006

thrombone

To have an overbearing fascination with something that is considered by most to be foolish.

God man, my teacher has got a total thrombone for Adobe Illustrator. What a dork.

by skrilla June 17, 2003

thrombesi

plural: refer to thrombesis, minature small tiny raging bloodfilled, vein popping penises:

"shut up fucker, you like thrombesi in your butt!!!"

by Maximus#63 February 1, 2008

thromance

Short lived romance that will inevitably be thrown out at any given time; most likely directly after sex

The thromance was over as soon as he zipped up his pants.

Alcohol and candles mixed with two sexual human beings makes for a thromantic evening.

by AgentC December 20, 2008

Thrombumsis

Thrombumsis occurs when the half-formed turds swirling around in your rectum scrape against the rough surface of an Asseroma. This causes a larger ball of turd (thrombum) to be formed that blocks the rectum. An Asseurysm may be caused if the buildup of farts behind the swollen shit causes the ass pressure to rise, and occasionally a nugget of faeces will break away from the thrombum and lodge itself in the anus. This is referred to as a Bumbolism. Any of these diseases can cause Coronary Ass Disease and can even cause a Myoarseial Infartion.

Already suffering from Asseroma, Terry must now deal with the thrombumsis occurring in his rectum.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014