Hammer of Thor

The sexual act of grasping ones member the second before ejaculation and squeezing to such an extent that your hand begins to shake. The desired effect being, the sperm redirects and shoots the opposite way back into the body causing you to trick your member (dick) into thinking it's on nut #2 without he sensitivity or need for a pause that comes with the second round.
But the move does have it's draw backs and the user will experience blue balls the following morning or day after.

Use with caution!

I almost came on stroke five last night when I was with my girl in bed but I pulled the Hammer of Thor" and I lasted almost an out and half.

by style September 7, 2014

Thorbert

A very interesting person. He studies and plays a lot. Doesn't recognize personal space. Flirts every time he sees someone. Might seem normal from the outside but sooner or later you will finally discover his true self. His name contains a Thor but it doesn't mean he can produce thunder. Naturally smart, that kind of kid your parents will compare you against. He is also that type of friend that will correct you every single time (with a good intention). A vegetarian who doesn't eat meat.

Thorbert is starting to flirt again.

by Anjayani March 30, 2021

thorgeous

Seeming powerful or reckless.

That blow was thorgeous.

by Skyfall a.k.a. Akash March 8, 2014

Thor Stan

Someone who is brain dead loser that thinks a fat a$$ electric demi God beats everyone with his party city axe.

"Someone said Thor solos"

"It was probably a thor stan"

by Someone who has a father July 2, 2022

thor

Norse god of Thunder. Can drink anyone under the table. Not a deity to fuck with.

Don't fuck with the Thor.

by ketter October 1, 2005

Thore

Thore's are such sweet young loving boys / men that will do anything to protect someone they love. They will never take no for an answer and strive the best for you. You can always count on them to cheer you up and make you have a huge smile. They are people who have the warmest hugs that make you feel protected, safe, and a warm feeling. Overall a Thore is the best person ever

Omg i need a thore in my life.

by nicolette33 June 6, 2017

I Am Thor

An expression used when flinging something violently at someone, ranging from chairs to buildings.

I am Thor!!! (said while throwing bricks at someone's head)

by oboe July 11, 2005