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Thetes

The fourth and lowest rung of the social structure of Athens during the Archaic through the Hellenistic and even Roman periods of Greek society.
The Thetes were given their much deserved rights under the Strategos Ephialtes as one of his many reforms in Athens after the exile of Cimon.
by Herp McDerp February 23, 2011
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Shit Thief

Similar to Turd Burglar, has two definitions:

1. A common name for a homosexual.
2. One that interrupts another's private shit in a public bathroom and doesn't allow them to force out the dookie.
1. Did you see those two shit thieves in the skin tight shirts kissing on the park bench?

2. I was taking a giant double-flusher in the Taco Bell bathroom when a shit thief came in and caught me in action.
by Eric Crouch December 28, 2004
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Theta Male

A male who is a mystic and an ascetic; a male who is dedicated to fully embodying a disciplined and purifying spiritual lifestyle. Embodies only the deepest modes of mystique evidenced in the multi-dimensional Zeta male, but without the Zeta's ability to shift modes such as rebellion mode due to permanently dedicated to the status of being a monk. Also does not feel the emotions of any of the other categories of male.
They made fun of his act but like a true Theta male, there was zero trace of any discouragement or anything reactive at all to be found in his demeanor as he withdrew from the scene.
by APA Pro June 10, 2019
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Air thief

Someone who is so worthless and does nothing that they have no purpose or point in existing and only wastes the planet's resources.
Paris Hilton is a fucking walking waste of space, an air thief.
by Toadyking January 11, 2009
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The Book Thief

Markus Zusak's masterpiece. Published in 2006. A book narrated by Death himself tells the tale of an adopted girl in Nazi Germany, the dirty little boy who loves her, her parents, and the Jewish fistfighter hiding in their house.
"The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak is my favorite book!
by Sharpie Rainbow January 20, 2009
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Apple Juice Thief

One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.
That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.
by KSjuice_efficianado February 28, 2009
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grief thief

when people feel sad about something that doesn't really affect them, just because the enjoy feeling sad. most of the population do it when someone famous dies. people pretend to know the deceased, or have some connection with them, just so they can enjoy some grief.
Example 1. When JLB Credit goes under in the TV series Peepshow, Jeremy is sad even though he has only been working there for a couple of hours.
Mark: You're free loading on my trauma. You're a grief thief.

Example 2.
Person 1: Why are you wearing black and crying?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? Trevor that we used to go to college with died.
Person 1: What? And? You never even spoke to him in four years of going to college with him, and I seem to recall you thought he was a knob jockey. you have had no contact with him for the last 7 years and his death will have exactly no impact in your life what-so-ever. you're such a grief thief.
by jimwade December 30, 2009
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