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fry in the wrong pipe

1. When eating a french fry, it might "go down the wrong pipe," causing one to choke.
2. A slang term for male homosexual relations.
1. "Are you alright?" "Yeah, dude it's just a fry in the wrong pipe."
2. "Yo, dog, you put your fry in the wrong pipe."
3. "Did you hear about Bruce?" "Dude, I heard he puts his fry in the wrong pipe!"
by Balla4Allah April 26, 2007
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The wrong assumption

An example of the warning and logical criticism of "making assumptions".

One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.

The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.

And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).

Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
On the internet as well as in politics one constantly sees the wrong assumption at work.
by felixh November 4, 2016
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Steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing

a standing sex position, the hanky-panky, the vertical mambo; all the while with perhaps someone you'll regret, i.e., isn't up to your standards, but you don't care because you're lookin' to "gettit" and getting it anyway possible

Antonym: Steppin' on the wrong foot and doing the right thing
A standing sex position, et al, with perhaps someone who is better than you, out-of-your-league; but you play it off like you're the grand player that you is. ~whomp whomp~
I'm in the mood for steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing tonight and I don't care! The midgit's gonna gettit! Oh, Oh! ~whomp whomp~
by Eff-bomb May 9, 2008
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The Wrong Coast

A Old and Funny Show That Used To Be On Teletoon! It Used to Be A Parody of Some News Show and Was Played by Nothing but Clay Models or Puppets
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008
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The wrong end of the dog.

The wrong end of the dog to have gotten.

To have completely misunderstood something. The meaning is identical to the more common idiomatic phrase 'The wrong end of the stick.'

The origin of this phrase may be an answer from the Australian edition of The Weakest Link which featured in the satirical magazine Private Eye.

Chair (Cornelia Frances) - "When you have misunderstood something you can be said to have gotten the wrong end of the ... ?"

Contestant - "Dog?"
If he thinks that a jump in oil prices means an end to the recession then he has gotten hold of the wrong end of the dog.
by >HyperlogiK< October 5, 2009
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put the wrong thing in the wrong hole

When one really fucks up
Shit, put the wrong thing in the wrong hole.
by NES Taker 2016 December 19, 2016
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The Wrong Wong

When you speak of, point to, or do something to an Asian individual only to realize you meant it towards another Asian individual.
You are sitting at a table drinking your coffee and trying to get work done. An Asian sits at your table because the rest are taken. Ticked off you reprimand them for their rude behavior without looking up. After they leave you realize your eraser is missing. He has stolen it from you. In a bout of rage you grab your coffee and throw it at the Asian that has the closest skin tone to the one who you reprimanded. You them realize the one who stole your eraser is at another table drawing. You have just attacked the Wrong Wong.
by RovertScott September 24, 2011
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