Teilani

a girl who is very tall and outgoing and never fails to make you laugh. She always has fainting advice but can never give herself that advice. She never ask anyone for anything . She has curly hair and she is built like a rectangle . And has amazing edges . She isn’t afraid of saying what’s on her mind . She is very over protective of what’s hers. She feels like she can replaced easily so she gets jealous easy . Don’t hurt a Teilani because you will regret it . She can make friends easily and never wants to hurt a soul and tries to be kind to everyone.

Wow her name must be Teilani

by Pettyqueen0090 January 6, 2019

thailand

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.

" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

phuket thailand

Apparently it's a line used in the film Juno as an interjection, because Phuket kinda sounds like 'Fuck it'. However, Phuket, which is an island in Thailand, is actually pronouced Pu-kêt, so all in all, it's a stupid expression.

A: I have herpes.
B: Phuket Thailand!
C: Wait what?

by tfsp12 October 6, 2008

Mein Teil

German for "my part" (referring to genitals), quite cool to slip into the odd sentence. Rammstein song... try typing "making of mein teil" into google video... then you shall understand.

"mein teil is itchy" "tmi, ming man"

by n00binat0r July 10, 2006

mein teil

German for "my part" but is also slang for "penis" like using the word thing in english. "Mein Teil" is also a song by the Industrial Metal group Rammstein. The song is rumoured to be related to the german cannibal a couple of years ago.

Lecken mein teil bitte.

by Ub3r 1337 n3rdz0r July 23, 2005

thealmightyvineman

A person off totse who has a fetish of nitrating his pets.

thealmightyvineman is going to nitrate his hand and his dog for pleasure.

by Sum Ding Wong March 11, 2005

Teilla

A random burst of hyperness. Often lasts less than an hour, but can last days under the right conditions. Causes random singing, dancing, giggling, and saying weird things.

I was listening to really happy music and had a total teilla.

by Vanilla Girl June 8, 2009