wubbing one out

masturbating while listening to dubstep

After wubbing one out, I went to the kitchen and made a sandwich.

by Hulkamania9000 November 6, 2011

fubby wub

The extreme noob. The worst case of Noob-ness develops into a fubby wub. The list: Legit, Noob, Nub, Scrub, Fub, Wub, Scrub a Dub, Scrub a Dub Dub 3 Nubs in a tub, Fubby Wub.

Coach: How'd you hit Tozier?
Tozier: I struck out 5 times.
Coach: Fubby Wub.
Ringstad: Pwned!!!!

by Will Locke May 25, 2008

Wub one out

Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.

A walks into B's apartment: "Man does your roommate really like dubstep?"
B: "Nah bro he's just about to wub one out."

by JoeShmoe24 July 6, 2013

Wub bub

When you’re pulling a Derrell.

“I got really fucked up last night and started two-steppin it.”

“I started ub bubbing it early last night.”

“Two e’s two r’s two l’s”

“Answering wub bub to everything after a couple beers.”

by dirtiersquirrel May 10, 2019

Wub

Akin to an amateur or peon. A derogatory term for those of low skill or aptitude.

Derived from the term worst subs, as in "oh look they're playing the subs, wait no it's the worst subs... the wubs"

We really beat those guys in the last game, what a bunch of wubs.

Look at the wubs over there failing at everything.

by TheSailingDude February 2, 2021

Wub

Originally from North East Scotland, this acronym is used to express your displeasure. Commonly thought to be short for 'Willy Up Bum', it's more probable to be a prison warden's written euphemism for uncooperative inmates 'Without Underlying Benefits'.

Person 1: "A bird flew past me and did a poop on my new jacket!"
Person 2: "That is wub!"

Or

Prison governor: "What are your thoughts on Peter Nichols on East Wing? Is he ready for treatment?"
Warden: "I'm afraid to say, sir, that he's completely wub."

by CaptainDeek September 21, 2021

Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.

Dat Ear Wub

by Cheezburqer December 26, 2013