Spanish Mudflap

When a female and a male are having sexual intercourse and the male realizes that the female had forgot to wipe after taking a crap.
Guys, i was pounding Dana last night and when I bent her over the bed to finish her off right i noticed she had a nasty Spanish Mudflap.
by Cashville King April 30, 2009
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Mississippi Mudflap

A long, thick and voluminous mullet, found on the beautiful redneck of Mississippi. I liken it to a lion's mane, only much prettier when observed in it's natural habitat.
That is the prettiest blond Mississippi Mudflap I've ever seen!
by Amber Rosa September 19, 2008
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Dirty mudflap

When you pass a wet fart on someones tongue as they are licking your anus.
I had mexican food last night and I accidently gave Mindy a dirty mudflap.
by Freakshow 1975 September 11, 2006
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memphis mudflap

When have to wipe your balls, after taking a shit.
ken dropped his watch in the toliet, while performing a "Memphis Mudflap," on his male sex slave.
by hoss geller September 10, 2011
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Sticky Mudflap

When you kindly give your lady friend a handful of jolly-ranchers to suck on then you proceed to dip your balls in her mouth. Then you bend her over and give it to her doggystyle.
"your balls taste like watermelon now bend me over and give me a sticky mudflap"
by S. Gay January 26, 2006
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mexican mudflap

Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.
Coleman could not get the stank off his dick after Alice gave him a greasy mexican mudflap.
by zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaassssssssxxxx December 01, 2009
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mudflaps

I went down there and it smelt like a bog!
by Tracey August 29, 2003
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