Cummer

“Cummer” is another term for the male penis. It is only able to cum and pee. At least that’s what the girls know about it’s functionality.

Dr. - “Damn, you really banged it up this time!”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”

by Whispering_sweet_nothings September 18, 2020

cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt

Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.

by fuzzyballs42069 February 26, 2023

Wall cummer

Somebody who doesn’t even cum into a tissue they just go right ahead and do it on a wall. A wall cummer is generally used to describe somebody who is lazy and never goes outsides

Look at Liam over there, I bet he is a wall cummer

by Who let the dawgs out March 24, 2023

Cummer

Cummer is a word that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.

Wow dude! That's so cummer!

by kummerbumSSG October 17, 2023

All Cummer's Eve

All Cummer's Eve is the day before December 1st. The final day of No Nut November.

Person 1: Hey, aren't you glad that No Nut November is almost over?

Person 2: Yeah, it is All Cummer's Eve.

by WarvyGarvy November 1, 2023

Tummy Cummer

when loui rich cums on your unconscious tummy while you sleep

“oh my god that dudes a future tummy cummer!”

by Bokchoyboy January 5, 2024

cummering

When you cum as you hit a blinker.

Aw man, last night I was cummering so hard. That blinker was awesome!

by mega cum monster January 19, 2024