Cummer

“Cummer” is another term for the male penis. It is only able to cum and pee. At least that’s what the girls know about it’s functionality.

Dr. - “Damn, you really banged it up this time!”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”

by Whispering_sweet_nothings September 18, 2020

All Cummer's Eve

All Cummer's Eve is the day before December 1st. The final day of No Nut November.

Person 1: Hey, aren't you glad that No Nut November is almost over?

Person 2: Yeah, it is All Cummer's Eve.

by WarvyGarvy November 1, 2023

Oklahoma city cummer

When you kill 350 people including over 100 children while having sex

Timothy McVeiny gave me the Oklahoma City cummer last night.

by Timothy McVeiny July 30, 2023

cummering

When you cum as you hit a blinker.

Aw man, last night I was cummering so hard. That blinker was awesome!

by mega cum monster January 19, 2024

Cumberland Cummer

A legend among the Cambridge Community, and the munting on the 6th floor of the Cumberland dorms. Cumberland residents have stated on numerous occasions that they've heard the Cumberland Cummer groaning in the hallways performing his usual actions and one has sighted his cum rag.

The Cumberland Cummer cums again.

by Haterchenners September 4, 2025

cummer

Thee who cums excesively. Periodt

Joe youre such a cummer!!

by anonymous January 31, 2022

cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt

Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.

by fuzzyballs42069 February 26, 2023