Aids

Alcohol induced drippy shits the shits you get the next day after drinking to much

i'm definitely getting aids if i drink jack tonight

by square one December 24, 2010

AIDS

After Intense Drinking Shits

Just had AIDS, last night was crazy.

by schroedz April 29, 2010

AIDS

AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome

-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.

Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"

Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."

by mariahneu April 20, 2009

AIDing

V. The act of knowingly transmitting AIDs, and then bragging about it the next day to your sexual partner.

Also AIDed, AID, or any sense of helping someone by the act if giving them AIDs as a gift.

Man-"Hey, last night was great."
Girl-"Yeah, too bad I had AIDs! Haha, that's what you get for cheating on me!"
Man-"Wait, were you AIDing me last night!?"

by Autto November 25, 2009

AIDS

What people get when they eat gluten and they are gluten intolerant

Kai: I just ate pizza and now I have aquired an aids

by so, ostrichs December 17, 2018

AIDS

AIDS is when you have unprotected sex

Oi i laid my girl last night and I got fuckin aids
SHIT MAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd December 13, 2016

AIDS

What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.

..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)

by Colin 100 December 01, 2012