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The old lady next door

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
by gayasswhale January 31, 2020
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Lady & the Trump

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.
Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?
by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021
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firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion
I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.
by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015
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When the clock hits 0:00 on a timer
The coach said "It ain't over till the fat lady sings" In which at first I thought meant the fat bitch at the concession stand until the game was over
by ReconShadow3 November 30, 2021
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tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......
Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!
by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 21, 2010
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The Pig Lady

The woman all kingwood/ humble/ porter kids know will sell them booze and not question their age. (RIP Nancy.)
"Let's get some beer... lets go to the pig lady!!"
by kingwoodkid May 18, 2008
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The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.
"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"
by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009
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