Foster

Fake. Not real, organic or biological. A stand in for the real version.

A Foster mother, father, brother, etc.

by VitaminA March 4, 2009

the fosters

Slang term for person with a large in girth cock or tool.

He pulled out the fosters and she was in awe.

by TexasD April 5, 2005

Jon Foster (or A Foster)

An American simpleton. An oomph. A Jon Fosters' main interests are in indulging in ornate scones, riding sumptuous bikes, and drinking exorbitant coffee. A Foster spends his days pursing aimless vocations while feeling an innate sense of accomplishment.

Dude, did you hear about that new guy ? He is such a Jon Foster (or A Foster).

by Pcool September 1, 2020

Foster

This kid is known for his dick sucking abilities. He goes to Endicott College and looks to get railed in the butt everyweekend. his good quality includes smoking weed, drinking beer and playing faggy vollyball

Wow this Foster kid is a GIANT fag

by kitchy14 April 3, 2008

fostered

The condition of being very drunk from one can of Fosters Beer. (The can being quite a bit larger then a normal beer can.)

Jason's completely fostered, I'll have to drive him home.

by Wizard February 10, 2005

Zack Foster/Issac Foster

Definition: Hot killer orphan Mummy from the anime "Angels of Death"

Asking about who this hot killer is

Person A: Who's your favorite killer in the anime world?

Person B: Zack Foster from AOD duh? Tf?

Therefore they're favorite character is Zack Foster/Issac Foster

by xxBaku_bxtchxx April 5, 2021

Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012