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The Fisted Mr. Clean

When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!
I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!
by friendsclosenemiescloser July 18, 2006
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The Fister Effect

The FISTER effect
The process of how a technical issue solves it self while being explained to an expert in the domain, particularly when he or she walks into the room or takes control of the computer/device.
I felt the the Fister effect when I tried showing the bug I found to David in IT but then I couldn't reproduce it when he was standing over my desk.
by the Fister effect February 25, 2024
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survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015
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The Fisher Fister

Flipping your girl ass up while your having sex then interlock your hands into one big fist. Repeatedly fisting her ass until it blows wide open.
Gave ol sue the Fisher Fister last night. Nearly blew her asshole right open!
by Butter Sue July 22, 2019
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The Double Fisted Johnson

Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.
I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'
by Dr. D F Johnson November 30, 2010
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fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."
by Jan Warren January 23, 2008
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Fisting the midget

A popular dance similar to the fist pump, in this case below the belt. The dance involves hitting your fist back and forth at a midget's ass height(so very low) on the beat of the song playing. While doing the dance, you have to imagine an invisible midget bending over in front of you. And that's where you hit your fist.
It is also possible to do the dance to a random person passing, a random person dancing close to you on the dance floor or a particular person you fancy(in this case they do not have to be a midget necessarily).
Can you take a picture of me fisting the midget, please?
by Snappledy Doodle June 20, 2011
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