gay emperor

Response to Gaylord, practically obliterates the victim leaving no trace behind, erasing them from existence. Use it only when there isn't any over options

Timmy: "You're such a Gaylord"
Jimmy: "Well You're a gay emperor"
*Timmy ceases to exist*

by One sad, sad man May 24, 2018

Emperor Hartmann

“The Emperor,” The God, The Man Who Shows No Mercy To His Enemy. His Greatest Gift Is Hatred To Humanity

Emperor Hartmann dismantled his highest Kommander with no mercy.

by Ghxst Unknown November 21, 2021

Emperor Kai

The hot anime girl of the Lunar Chronicles

Me: So Emperor Kai of you

Rando: Um.. Thanks?

by winterhayleblackburn April 05, 2019

Emperor's Goose

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy

You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

Roman Emperor

(n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.

So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.

by BlaWel February 23, 2010

Emperor Of The Closet

Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.

Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.

by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006

Emperor(Splatoon)

A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.

For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.

You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.

by mellowmelmel November 06, 2018