Target run

When one decides to leave their home and “run” to target to purchase a certain item, but ends up purchasing whatever their heart desires.

I need bread, want to do a Target run?

by Wheelsfasho May 2, 2018

Target Girl

A Target girl is a Woman or Girl that dresses like a typical city girl or in Target Clothes. She usually wears Cardigans and loose clothes and is really skinny and usually has 2 necklaces and mid-range hair. She is also the one English Teacher or the 5th/2nd grade Really progressive teacher who is capitalist at the same time. She most likely drives a Subaru Impreza(non WRX) or an Outback or the Toyota Camry or the most popular one, the none other than the Prius.(bonus points for the PriusC ;).) She is also the "cool and nice" Teacher. Her name is usually Jess or Julie. The opposite of a Target Girl is a Pick me Girl

Tyler: Hey Dude, my Teacher is cool right.

Josh: Yea Man but she's a Target Girl, that's why she's chill asl. I wish I had her :/

by SkinnerBoi_69 January 3, 2022

Targeted individual

The CIA and FBI did organized stalking small scale with Air Force DEWs from 1971-2001 according to FBI Chief Ted Gunderson and CIA whistleblower Carl Clark and Jesus Mendoza who filed 3 lawsuits in Texas and lost. PI David Lawson says that the CIA and FBI organizes community snitch groups and first responders and extremist groups and that they're retarded and think they're secret agents. Scientology, Mormons, and Freemasons use organized stalking too and they're organized with community vigilante groups by the CIA and FBI. After 911, the CIA, FBI, NSA, Air Force, Fusion Centers, police, Infragard, and Citizens Corps started organized stalking together. Some cities are so toxic they need to be cleaned by fire and everyones organized stalking based on a vicious smear campaign that you're a terrorist, pedophile, elder abuser, racist, and schizophrenic. Usually it's a community vigilante group tracking someone they hate on whatever platform they choose to use to communicate with eachother.

A targeted individual is someone smear campaigned by a community vigilante or extremist group tracking them that the CIA and FBI organizes and thinks they're secret agents.

by TI Satan June 5, 2023

Target

A place that prides itself in being better than Wal-Mart when in actuality, it may be worse. It's a cult. At your orientation, they make you watch a 45 minute anti-Union spiel because the Union would only let you do your job, instead of making you juggle 10 tasks at a time. They have stupid Target speak. Not only do they insist on calling managers "team leads" and non-managerial employees "team members" they insist on abbreviating it to "TL" or "TM." In fact, everything has a stupid abbreviation and you never know what the hell one of your "TL"'s is talking about when they say, "Meet the GSTL at TSE." It's not enough to be a polite and competent employee to your customers. You must push Target credit or debit cards on them and talk to them about their purchases. For all you "guests" who think Target is somehow more ethical or upscale than Wal-Mart, wake up! They pay minimum wage, never really give full-time, don't give employees benefits, and all that crap in the Dollar Zone is made in some sweat shop in China. And you aren't getting some great deal from the Dollar Zone either! It's cheap, useless, plastic crap you didn't need or even really want.

I just went to Target and spent $120 on items from the Dollar Zone. Now I have 40 Star Wars To-Do lists, 40 Hello Kitty pens that don't write, and 40 Superman tumblers that are made with a grade of plastic known to be carcinogenic. When I made the purchase the cashier wouldn't stop trying to push a Target credit card on me. Then her boss pulled her to the side, said it was time for a "team huddle" and yelled at her in a bunch of abbreviations and told her she wasn't "fast, fun, and friendly" for not successfully selling me, the "guest," the card.

by redkhakinightmare October 15, 2010

Target

worst place to work at, if your in highschool. Even worse if your over 25 and are a team member not an LOD or teamlead. You get treated like shit an pushed to work long hours while being expected to finish 10 hours of work in 4. Everyone says its "Fast,Fun,and Friendly" when its really "Gay, Boring, and Pointless" cause you can never finish and the store always looks like shit. You get written up/ talked to for calling off because of actually being sick or a emergency. NEVER make friends here cause everyone is an asshole and just want you to work. LOD's make you do their work and you get yelled at for not finishing it. After a year of hard ass rape and sucking dick, you realize that you wanna quit and fuck everyone over just like they did to you. Oh and team members who go back to target when not working just to "shop" and actually just go to see their "friends" and chill are dumb fucking assholes, seriously you got nothing better to do? You complain about being there yet you go back there like a dirty fucking dog when not working.

Target sucks, everyone is an asshole. I know this cause I work there. Fuck target and their "Fast, Fun, Friendly" policy. Also "guests" are dumb asses, look for the item first then ask me, or try reading the big fucking signs above your head.

by target "team member" employee June 11, 2009

target

Target has High Quality items for th customers, but its Hell for the employees. Now they have this fricken machine there that a customer or "guest" presses and it pages you and you have to be there in 30 seconds. I was on lunch break and I went to subway to eat and they paged me and I didn't make it back in time and so they give you this little red target post it thing that says what we need to improve on. i aldso got 10 bucks off my paycheck for that. As soon as Im done savng 1000 Im getting out of that hell hole.

Oh wow now I work at target. Goody goody.

by Mika Johnson January 11, 2006

Thaige

An Irish person who is a cash baron and has a poo bod

One who dribbles like a 3yr old!!

Picks up in foggs bathroom

Cannot score a try but is passionate

Guy #1: I was at the exchange the other night and there was an irish guy shouting jaeger bombs. He has a poo bod.

Guy #2: Yeah he also cannot score a try, what a Thaige!

by Droppy April 15, 2008