wall of text

A massive, and terribly formatted post or write up. Your eyes might bleed from trying to read it.

I went to read that kids post but saw it was just a wall of text and gave up.

by hoodlum0 January 3, 2009

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booty text

The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call

booty text from 555-5555
What are you doing? Wanna come over and sleep in my bed?

by april1 April 1, 2008

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TEXTAS

A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM

BRO, I WISH YOU WOULD MOVE BACK FROM TEXTAS SO WE COULD FINISH OUR FUCKING GAME OF MADDEN!!!

by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010

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When you send out a text to one of your closest friends in the event that the people you are with ignore you, therefore, making it awkward. It makes it look like you are doing something, and not just a complete loser.

*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.

*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.

by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011

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swerve text

Swerve text is when you're texting someone and you think they're into you then at the last minute they send you message to blow you off.

Ashley: Hey, I've been thinking about you.
Brian: oh really? Want to come over?
Ashley: hmm, not today I got other plans.
Brian: Damn, just got swerve texted, I see how it is.

by Jazy123 June 20, 2014

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