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terd clot 

Constipation, being bunched up, or just unable to shit.
Damn man, I haven't been able to crap for a week...I must have a terd clot!
terd clot by Halo Kid September 21, 2003

Terd Mongler 

One that steals terds and or eats them
My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!
Terd Mongler by Ruffcat March 8, 2004

terd herder 

Someone who collects herds of terds for personal amusement!
"Dude, you're such a terd herder!!!"
terd herder by Anonymous September 11, 2003

terd muffin 

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.
I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.
terd muffin by java monster February 22, 2008

terd leg 

Terd leg is a completely filled blunt.it is the biggest possible blunt rolled,without adding more blunt paper.orginating in POLK COUNTY,FL..given the name due to the blunt being as big as a leg,and being brown like a terd..off the wall but quite accurate.
Man I'm zooted!,that terd leg did me in!...let's roll up another one,bu-laaahhhh!!!
terd leg by GsampS May 16, 2010

Terd Burglar 

A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.
After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.
Terd Burglar by Nolan Smart December 28, 2005