Pulling a Teddy

Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.

Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test

by academy2014 September 29, 2011

teodorescu

you pronounce it
to-da-rescue

1) to be super fly
2) to save peoples lives

Rachel is teodorescu, she has my back

by christina teodorescu July 3, 2008

Teddy Grahamin'

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.

Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.

by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010

Teddy Bear

A cuddly huggable thing that will always cheer you up! No matter what age you are, you can never be to old for a teddy bear.

I love my fuzzy teddy bear!

by Fuzzy lover September 2, 2016

teddy neer

Gayest "straight" person I've ever met.

Teddy Neer, more like Teddy Queer

by Bisepic February 27, 2019

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.

One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

by fruitflint May 31, 2016