tenfold bash

Inquisitive man: Why are you masturbating?

Wanker: Because I'm stressed out, I just saw a picture of Jessica Alba, I have an errection, there's an erotic song playing, I'm feeling horny, I haven't had a wank in three days, I haven't got much else to do, no one else is in the house excpet you (why are you still here by the way?!), and I would like to relax and feel wanking is the best option for this

Inquisitive man: So you want to wank for NINE different reasons?

Wanker: Oh and I lost my keys so I want a wank

(Interuption)Conclusive man: You're having a tenfold bash!!

Wanker: Am I? I thought a tenfold bash was wanking ten times in one day?

Conclusive man: No, no. That's defintion one of the same term, the secondary definiton is to wank for ten different reasons, as in Wanker's case today.

by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

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Teflonatron

A person in which all mistakes, scandals, criticisms, mess ups, and responsibilities do not seem to stick. An individual whose personality is similar to a Fluoropolymer Coating (Teflon) in which nothing ever seems to stick.

The design team member used red bark, succulent indigenous landscaping, brown speckled refinished counter tops that looked like spackle, and black appliances in a white kitchen.

When approached regarding the design flaws, the design team member blamed the lack of a budget, and said he was being a solutionist. In fact, he was being way worse than a deflectatron. He had morphed into a TEFLONATRON!

by Combover Inc. November 12, 2011

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