temporal irrelevancy

A COVID pandemic isolation effect that warps time and space into an unrecognizable, unpredictable and often unwanted distortion of prior reality.

Hey, wanna go to the movies tonite?
Ha! Funny.
Seriously, and after we can go to the club for a few drinks. I think there's a live band playing.
OK, calm down. You've got temporal irrelevancy. Just sit down. I'm gonna call the doctor...

by YAWA March 17, 2021

temporary heartbreak

~ when somebody sorta breaks your heart
~they fill that empty space then dig it deeper.

~ you were never supposed to be with them in the first place.

“temporary heartbreak“

by antisocialxbutterfly August 13, 2021

Temporal tribalism

The naïve feeling of superiority of living right now - thinking people in the past were blind to 'obvious' things.

'Jeez, how could they be so blind about that guy Adolf? It was obvious he was evil. I can't even imagine how stupid people were back then, to even vote for him...'

'I think you are suffering from a bit of temporal tribalism there Mark.'

by hallman.eth December 17, 2021

Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

t.d. or temporary dick

What some males will offer aka like friends with benefits or a one night stand. Its good dick but no love...no consistency with offering expressions of the 5 love languages, no potential ring 💍 no wedding dress. Its a piece of love not the whole pie. Opposite of p.d. Permanent dick.

She got that t.d. Or Temporary dick on speed dial.

He's just offering t.d. or temporary dick nothing permanent.

by phatmind January 1, 2016

culturo-temporal

culture in relation to time.

if everyone followed the norm there would be a culturo-temporal deadlock

by Alexander D'Arata-Newby August 29, 2003

Temporary Male Companion

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.

Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.

by young jeffrey February 1, 2006