Tele-Blaze

(v) to smoke Marijuana, and talk to a friend via the internet or other telecommunications method.

Mark lit up a J and then tele-blazed his buddy Quinden, who has also just smoked a lovely bubbler. The two excitedly converse about the possibilities inherent in the watermelon pipe.

by edehd August 30, 2009

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

teleboards

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.

I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.

by Oh YOU know. September 10, 2004

telecost

An abbreviated term for telephone costing or telephone reporting. The term identifies the method of collecting CDR (call detail records) and processing them using call accounting software.

Telecost is a solution for telephone call accounting.

by RSI October 4, 2006

Teledrama

The endless whining of a lover on the telephone.

(Whining: to utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.)

"Mary, leave the telephone for a minute at least, please!!!"

"Just a sec... John is having a teledrama"

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Teledeportation

–noun

1. the lawful expulsion of an undesired alien or other person from a state by the use of a teleportation device.

2. an act or instance of deporting using a teleportation device.

"Teledeportation would be a great way to get rid of all the illegal aliens."

"Teledeportation would require setting up a teleportation device in America and designating a point at the Southern-most tip of Mexico so we could instantly teledeport the illegals as far away as possible."

by Ruler of Nations May 4, 2009

Teleah

Teleah's a really nice girl who can scare the literal shit outta you if she wants. She's usually a blonde who's smart, strong and nice unless you get in her way. She's loyal in relationship's but don't get too clingy. She doesn't really need a big, strong guy, just someone who will love her for who she is. She is strong but you break her heart and you'll be sorry you hurt her. Whether she's your friend, best friend or boyfriend she'll stand up for you. Never lose a Teleah

She's so smart, must be a Teleah

by writerkilljoy May 26, 2019