theistic evolution

One's way of denying only enough reality to accept evolution but maintain religious beliefs.

When they discovered that evolution was undeniable, religious people got scared, but said to themselves; "Maybe creation is just a metaphor. I know, I'll invent theistic evolution so I'll be able to accept evolution and still believe in my magic sky fairy!"

by I_RAPE_PIZZAS July 4, 2016

teenster

Someone in their teenage years, or who acts very youthful. Sometimes considered immature.

Those high school students are sure acting like a teenster

by Tina October 21, 2003

teebster

(noun) The younger male sibling of one's girlfriend. See also "t.b.", "teebs" and "turd blossom".

"The teebster shit his pants."

by HarryBlazac February 15, 2008

teelster

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.

a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.

by enigbiguous August 5, 2011

rectal teest

A small tinsmith's anvil inserted rectally to an unsuspecting foe.

Shit, dude never saw that rectal teest coming.

by boomshanka September 2, 2005

Anti-theist

The common redditor. Not to be confused with atheist, these are retards. Someone who is a bitch and the "nice guy". Also thinks that freedom of religion shouldn't exist and everyone should go and jack-off to the holiness that is atheism.

Anti-theist: I think religion is super stupid. A Hur dur dur dur.
Lady: hi
Anti-theist: Mi'lady. Can I smell the beauty that is your feet.
Lady: Ew.
Anti-theist: Why don't girls ever go for the nice guy.

by Ace96- August 17, 2023

Anti-theist

A atheist extremist that hates all things religious.

Anti-theism is to atheism as the Christian Identity is to Christianity

by Da Mad Gamer September 21, 2003