technofogie

An individual of parental status registered as an active Facebook user. This individual sends friend requests to the people his/her child grew up with and have as Facebook friends.

Your mom just added me as friend on Facbook and her profile picture is a closeup of her saggy tit, what a technofogie.

by Bottomless ChronWell May 20, 2009

technotary

A technosexual who is asked to do menial tasks like format a document that any technoweenie can do by RTFM. a combination of Technologist and Secretary

Although I can perform that task for you, it does not take any technology knowledge -- I am not your technotary

by Tim Young March 16, 2005

technotroglodyte

technotroglodyte; noun; a person who is not up to speed with the latest technology.

Example: When Sydney asked her father for a macintosh for her birthday, the technotroglodyte gave her a piece of fruit.

by bethany_is_falling October 31, 2009

technotarded

Someone that computer technology has by passed

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!

by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011

technotarded

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.

"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"

by *john-boy* June 6, 2014

Technotocracy

A government in which the highest figure is a computer, or an artificial intelligence.
From the greek "technitós", meaning artificial and "krátos", meaning state.

With the rise of artificial intelligence, it is expected that a technotocracy might emerge.

by Bluey_The_Somber_Pirate November 23, 2021

technodrama

A drama or bad event caused by an I.T. based failure or malfunction.

Friend: "Coming for a beer after work?"

I.T. Manager: "I can't buddy, we've had a real technodrama today, I need to work late to fix it"

by Ed Jones - Leeds August 4, 2009