technovelty

A website that is superior to (an)other website(s).

The website www.technovelty.net is technovelty.

by Sheriff Sheep July 16, 2003

technoshit

music that is complete shit and made only by keyboard synthesisers and people actin like robots while singing

that technoshit is so shit man

by urbanist dictorianist January 9, 2008

technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008

technodictator

A high-ranking executive of a technology company that exercises complete control of the company's direction/goal/strategy. Examples would be: Eric Schmidt, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer

Steve Jobs is the technodictator of Apple.

Q: Why won't Barry listen to criticism about how the design of the ACME 231 will not allow us to compete with the WILY 345?

A: Because Barry is too much of a technodictator to listen to reason.

by shepsta June 8, 2010

Technodestiny

When a technological device, out of its own accord, makes contact with another human's device, which ends up bringing each individual into their divine destiny of meeting one another.

Person A: Dude, my skype accidenty called a cute guy I hardly knew in high school!
Person B: giiiirrrrrl, don't sweat it, this is obviously your
technodestiny.

by Dysrafft May 8, 2015

technomental

An acquired quasi personality disorder, which causes a person to obsessively, view the world, live, interact , and solve problems, exclusively from a technological perspective.

Gabriel is moderately technomental and had a hard time relating to people at the party.

by Rustybutter February 17, 2017

Technosexual

A person whom cannot get laid in person, so they rely on technology to either chat erotically with someone who cant see them.... or spend their time masterbating to online porn.

Billy's fatass is such a technosexual, he watches porn on his tablet and beats his pud all day.

by Banjomedic08 April 10, 2020