Technosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to his tech gadgets (phone, computer etc.)

“Yo dude, you’re so much on you phone. You make me think you’re technosexual.”

by gg10getrekt September 29, 2018

Technosexual

A Person who is sexually and socially involved in relationships with technology.

Jeremy:"Hey Amber, Why are you licking your laptop?"
Amber:"I'm a Technosexual It turns me on so much!"

by Mr.Fluffums November 25, 2008

Technosexual

a person whose sexual preference is technology. Technosexual people are usually referred to as technos.

Wow! I'm technosexual. Computers are so sexy.

by Buklau April 20, 2015

Technosexual

A person or being that feels sexual attraction towards computers or any form of technology.

1: Hey, did you hear? Bob's a technosexual now.

2: I bet he gets his circuits in a twist.

1: No.

by c3ns0r3d May 20, 2013

Technosexual

A person whose sexuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and sex such that their sexual needs are completely met by internet porn, cyber-sex, and high tech ultra realistic sex toys no longer requiring human interaction.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's up with Larry? I haven't seen him with a girl in years. Has he gone gay or something?"

Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."

Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"

by Hefenator August 05, 2011

Technosexual

Any person that engages in virtual and electro-mechanical sexual intercourse or masturbation to the exclusion of human sexual relations.

John is such a Technosexual, he wouldn't know what a real girl was if she bit him.

by Offroadnutz April 06, 2016

Technosexual

One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete bullshit

Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you!
Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018